“I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday and when it's not my birthday.”
— Bill Murray, Comedian and Actor
“Why limit happy hour to an hour?”
— W.C. Fields, Comedian
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says to love thy enemy.”
— Frank Sinatra, Singer
“You can't always buy happiness, but you can buy wine and that's the same thing."
— Erin Smith, Friend