“I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday and when it's not my birthday.”

— Bill Murray, Comedian and Actor

“Why limit happy hour to an hour?”

— W.C. Fields, Comedian

“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says to love thy enemy.”

— Frank Sinatra, Singer

“You can't always buy happiness, but you can buy wine and that's the same thing."

— Erin Smith, Friend