“Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or an idiot from any direction.”

— Irish Proverb

“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”

— Steven Wright, Comedian

“Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.”

— Steven Wright, Comedian, I heard this via Professor Dennis Chookaszian, Booth professor and former CEO of CNA insurance