“Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or an idiot from any direction.”
— Irish Proverb
“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”
— Steven Wright, Comedian
“Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.”
— Steven Wright, Comedian, I heard this via Professor Dennis Chookaszian, Booth professor and former CEO of CNA insurance